Twisted and Dizzy
I really don't think you should be here, I don't post anything cool. I just like to encourage others who post content. Maybe you'll start following the people who I am constantly reblogging. Much love, much faith and so much admiration, you, sitting at the computer reading this. Srsly.
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- dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
- me: dad they barely even leave their room
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- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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- attractive person: hi
- me: is this some kind of sick joke
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- when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
- when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
- when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
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a friend just wrote me this. it's to prepare for fasting.Any thought of eating whatsoever is a...
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Audiomachine - Judge and Jury (Prometheus Theme
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Wow… -starry eyed-
